Here's "Black Leather Band", posted on another thread by MMario.

(Parody)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Black Leather Band
From: MMario
Date: 21-Sep-00 - 01:13 PM

BLACK LEATHER BAND

In a neat little town called Gomorrah,
In a case of distress I was found;
And many's the hour of happiness
I spent there while I was tied down.

CHORUS: Oh, the moonlight gleamed off her handcuffs,
As she gave me the back of her hand;
And the whip cracked down as I lay there,
Tied up with her black leather band.

I tried my best for to please her,
As I fed her grapes and I fanned;
For only the wealthiest slaves get the pleasure
Of wearing her black leather band. CHORUS

She liked to go strolling down Broadway.
On a short leash I couldn't go far,
Reined in by that frolicsome damsel
With a tattoo and a dagger-shaped scar. CHORUS

I woke one day from my lust for her
And the laces I took from me hand.
When she came, I put her in position,
Tied up with her own leather band. CHORUS

So come all you randy young fellows.
When a woman takes advantage of ye,
Enjoy it as long as you like, me lads,
Then turn her right over your knee. CHORUS