I have never confessed this before but I am a nefarious sign and sticker writer. Some of the motivation is for social consciousness and some is just for nefarious shock value.

Examples:

WATER IS NOW SAFE

Management Reserves the right to
price with partisan prejudice

Call Christian 1 nite stand
Its not a sin
Its Christian
1 800 601 L259

Your credit card is secured
by an act of God

Please wait for rest room monitor
to authorize your genitals M or W

MILITIA ENFORCED TRUMP ZONE

stickers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This meat may be cloned and irradiated

may contain pornipple sawdust&red dye#2

Now with 2% human pineal gland