Is that WD40 I smell? What's a McCulloch doing in a cardio-tavern? I thought they used saws-alls in these places. Gonna have to check this one out. Might be some flannel-shirt lumberjack types in here down from the upper peninsula. Who knows? Maybe even Ceasar the wrestling bear... HEY WATCH OUT!!! Bear in the jello pit!!!

(...heading for the pit to have a round with the bear)