Amos, if you wish you may visit me and bathe yourself in my wisdom. If you are wise, however, you might only visit me.

As for Chongx Chimp, pimping your sister and mother to raise the money to sail on a tramp steamer carrying a load of black market bananas to Erie, Pennsylvania isn't usually considered a good background for a presidential candidate. Passing oneself off as a hard boiled private shamus when you only got experience as a gunsel in a scummy howler monkey drum (even if it is owned by an uncle) or as a cinder dick for the Algoma Central don't make you a high pillow. And don't jump the track or go all ing-bing or I'll give you a pill you don't have to swallow.