The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159913   Message #3790179
Posted By: Donuel
13-May-16 - 08:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: If you gotta P
Subject: BS: If you gotta P
In America the unchristian right has devised a plan to punish the new civil rights laws for the LGBT community.

Of course the new state laws requiring birth certificates to use public rest rooms would cost millions to enforce by hiring police or special genital inspectors. As new job programs go this one blows.

It is defended as a need to keep transsexuals out of the ladies room and away from 14 year old girls.

These are Trump's people who want to fight civil rights.




to the tune by mamas&papas 'San Francisco"


If you gotta go in Carolina
Be sure to bring your birth certificate
If you're going to pee or poop in Texas
You'll find some strange new State laws there

For those who go in Public Rest rooms
You will have to prove your gender there.

In the streets of New York City
The urine flows in the alleys thick and free.
Now across the nation such a strange vibration
People waiting cross legged to pee.

There's a whole generation with a new explanation
People in motion, people in motion
For those who go in Carolina
Be sure to wear some Depends to avoid commotion

If you gotta pee in Christian Country
You gotta prove your gender there

If you poop in Texas country
You gotta prove you're not a queer.