ALas, it was the simplest of typos--the "o" and the "i" being right beside each other. It was a bIg party, and the only bogs involved were tiled, stainless, and softly lit high-roller bathrooms. A good time was had by all.

I am now home and tomorrow my beloved companion Maggie Darlin' Dogg will be returned to me. Which I look forward to.

Meanwhile, I am weary from five hours' driving straight down the 15/215 from Vegas and am going to nap, so there.

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