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Thread #59418   Message #3791427
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
21-May-16 - 12:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
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Bullshit (to the tune of "High Hopes")

Once there was a fellow named Gnu
Like a beast that lives in a zoo,
And when he'd had a few-ew
Gnu could talk himself blue

'Cause he had bullshit
He was full of it
He had genuine dyed-in-the-wool shit
So any time you're doubtin'
That what he's spoutin'
Is really wisdom or wit...
Oops! You're right! It's just a pile of bullshit!

Once there was a fellow named Rap
Lived on a golf course near a sand trap
Everyone knew that Rap chap
Talked a load of bullcrap

'Cause he had bullshit
He was full of it
He had genuine dyed-in-the-wool shit
So any time you're doubtin'
That what he's spoutin'
Is really wisdom or wit...
Oops! You're right! It's just a pile of bullshit!

Was a fellow named Little Hawk
His hallucinations could talk
Sometimes so much that you'd squawk
"Stuff their mouths with a sock!"

But he had bullshit
He was full of it
He had genuine dyed-in-the-wool shit
So any time you're doubtin'
That what he's spoutin'
Is really wisdom or wit...
Oops! You're right! It's just a pile of bullshit!

Then there is a fellow named Amos
In some circles he is quite famous
Uses big words to shame us
But we know what his game is

It's all bullshit
He is full of it
It's just genuine dyed-in-the-wool shit
So any time you're doubtin'
That what he's spoutin'
Is really wisdom or wit...
Oops! You're right! It's just a pile of bullshit!

And this guy named Bee-dubya-ell
Lives down south where 'gators do dwell
Tall tales he likes to tell-el
But you can tell by the smell

That they're bullshit
He's so full of it
They're just genuine dyed-in-the-wool shit
So any time you're doubtin'
That what he's spoutin'
Is really wisdom or wit...
Oops! You're right! It's just a pile of bullshit!

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