The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #6339   Message #37921
Posted By: Art Thieme
11-Sep-98 - 09:42 PM
Thread Name: Lyrics needed !!! (closed thread)
Subject: RE: Lyrics needed !!!
Nothing ventured, nothing gained---GOOD DIET ADVICE!!

Hobo went to a back door of a house & said, "Pardon me, mam, but I've eaten NOTHIN' in five days." She replied, "Lord, I wish I had your willpower!"