Well, flattop, if you come for our house blessing you can check it out for yourself. Tellya whut. We'll assign the farting functions to Sugar Dog, that oughtta take care of it.

Poll the Orillians and see when everyone could come for a pajammie party and we'll schedule the house blessing accordingly. Late spring, early summer-- sleep-out weather for the hardy privacy freaks in the pop-up camper. House accommodations for the rest. Cooking party, music, a wild time.

~MaTilde Mesmer