The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3792727
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
29-May-16 - 10:08 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I have received the following rather disturbing email, supposedly from an organization calling itself The National Organization for Shit Equality:
Dear Mr. Ell,
It has come to our attention that various members of the Internet forum known as The Mudcat Cafe, yourself included, have posted nearly 55,000 messages, consisting entirely of bullshit, to a thread called "The Mother of All BS Threads". Our organization represents the interests of the various other "minority" shits of the livestock and wild animal universes. We feel that 55,000 posts of bullshit with no representation from any other shits constitutes an unfair, and probably illegal, shit monopoly. To avoid possible legal action, we strongly suggest that you begin immediately to include some horse shit, chicken shit, snake shit, owl shit, and any other shits you can come up with into your posts. Failure to do so may result in a forced breakup of "The Mother of All BS Threads" into subsidiary entities such as "The Mother of All Turtle Shit Threads", "The Mother of All Cricket Shit Threads", etc.
We will be monitoring "The Mother of All BS Threads" for evidence of voluntary compliance. If there is no evidence of such compliance, if you and your fellow "MOABites" continue exclude non-bull shits from your posts, you can expect to hear back from us.
Sincerely,
Jack Shit
Vice President for Fecal Affairs
The National Organization for Shit Equality