What a complete wanker that GUEST is..!!!

Bagpipes - I'm rubbish at playing recorder and any similar wind instrument with holes for notes.

Hurdy Gurdy - Can't afford one.

Portative Organ - Ditto

Mellotron - Ditto

I am always keen on minimalist music based on tonally interesting drones...

I'll just have to make do with sample sets and a midi keyboard...