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Thread #159633 Message #3794025
Posted By: Donuel
06-Jun-16 - 12:41 AM
Thread Name: BS: Triage, or 'where am I'
Subject: RE: BS: Triage, or 'where am I'
I just had a no good very bad terribly horrible dream. President Trump as of Jan. 24 2017 had still not finished establishing his cabinet so he was running executive branch communications mostly via Twitter. Without having named the Secretary of State, Defense or Attorney General embarrassing delays were mounting still a few appointments were made such as;
Lance Armstrong Ambassador to France Carl Icahn Dept. Treasury Martin Skhreli Dept. Weights and Measures Daniel H Mudd Fannie Mae Bernard Madoff SEC Chris Christy Ambassador to Bangladesh Rush Limbaugh FCC Steve Wynn FAA George Zimmerman HUD Bob Jones UN Ambassador Wayne La Pierre Education Dept. Joe Arpaio Federal Corrections Ivanka Trump Chief of Staff Cliven Bundy Dept. Interior David Koch Minister of Propaganda James Inhoff Science advisor
Responding to a segment on the news show 60 minutes, Donald decided to send out a twitter declaring who could get an exception to the Muslim ban. Perhaps owing to enthusiasm Donald included a colored emoticon of an Arab and what he thought was the dome of a Mosque for the Saudi Ambassador.
Despite being new and improved Twitter was never meant for diplomacy. Saudi Arabia forwarded the tweet to every Muslim nation including the picture of Mohammed followed by a steaming dog turd.
After one thing led to another most people called the limited nuclear exchange that cost 29 million lives WW III, other people called it the emoticon war.