The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3794175
Posted By: Amos
07-Jun-16 - 02:46 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Fantasy runs amok! The unreal invades the pastoral pastures of reality, splintering the delicate threads of agreed-upon normality with ravenous, bleeding talons and beaks, throwing the gentle order of civilization brutally towards the maw of chaos, red in tooth and claw! The denizens of Reality are heartsick. They have always relied on their quiet mantra: "Well, dear, but _____ (Chongo, UFOs, NWO, contrails, etc.) aren't REAL!". But now, the lawless proponents of Postulated Rality have taken up arms and thrust their unwanted attentions into the delicate crevices of normal Reality, leaving her gasping and senseless on the barren verge! Ah, woe, woe to civilization! Woe to Normality! Woe to all that is real!