Ha! Ha!

Well, you must be having a wonderful time, Rap, writing all this firearm porn that you love so much. You're hired to fill in all the scenes which require detailed descriptions of handguns, rifles, semi-automatics, machine guns, etc...their use, their origins, their special features, ammo types, maintenance, hitting power...you've got it all covered.

Too bad Shane can't be dragged into this somehow, but he's way up there in Blind River on the wrong side of the border, so I guess not.