Corrected verse, Schmielzo Polka:

We promise we won't laugh at you
Come do the Schmielzo Polka.
Now it's the only thing to do—
To dance the Schmielzo Polka.
Just look at all the rest of us,
We'd win no prizes either!
So have no fear, the time has come,
To join the Schmielzo Polka.

Thank you wysiwyg. The song has now been updated with this correction. bradfordian