"Our very own little Wolfie Smith on steroids."
Missed a bit.
I never had a lot of time for Wolfie Smith - far too close to the pseudo-revolutionaries of the 60s who believed they could beat capitalism to death with bunches of flowers.
I'm far happier being compared to him than the to the caricatures you pair present - you in your reincarnation of flag-wagging Captain Mainwearing, and Keith's weird combination of hand-wringing Uriah Heep and a latter-day Alf Garnett - neither of you need artificial stimulants; you have the roles off to perfection already.
Jim Carroll