When they hold the referendum, and I'm asked to make my mark.
With my little stub of pencil I'll be there.
When it's "d'you want rule by Brussels, or a leap into the dark?"
With my little stub of pencil I'll be there.
    I'll be there, I'll be there.
    With my little stub of pencil, I'll be there.
    When they hold the referendum
    With my little stub of pencil, I'll be there.

Do you want to be like Norway, and be left out in the cold?
When they hold the referendum will you dare?
Will you vote for rising taxes, and to penalise the old?
With my little stub of pencil I'll be there.

Will you join the Brexit voters? stand with Nigel (nice but dim)
Did you like his latest poster? Don't you care?!
Or there's that nice David Cam'ron, would you buy a car from him?
With my little stub of pencil, I'll be there.

So have you now decided? That vote's just a few hours hence.
There are lots of polling stations everywhere.
Have you come to a decision? No more sitting on the fence.
With our little stubs of pencil, we'll be there.