I see strong rhetoric but no personal accusations Joe.

A better ark story could be brewing here. The dead sea scrolls that were just loose confetti were organized by a Chinese super computer and they discovered more than one ark was built. One by Damian, one by Noah and another one by Herbie. Damian made the dark ark that housed venomous animals, blood meal vampire bats, mosquitos, stinging insects, and predators that reduced themselves during the voyage by half.
Noah had mostly puppies kittens and cattle on board. Finally Herbie was the botanist of the group and ate the most delicious things first like banana broccoli and tangerine beets and pineapple peppers.