Mudcat is loading so slowly because of specism! The frequent specist comments by various Mudcatters have so infuriated apes and monkeys all over the world that various primate hackers are fighting back by screwing up the site in every way they can, and this results in all kinds of bugs, slowdowns, failure for posts to go through, etc.

They may even stop this post from going through! (in which case you won't get to see it)

Every mention of "poopflinging" by specist individuals on Mudcat is another nail in Mudcat Cafe's coffin. Every personal attack on Chongo Chimp increases the problem. Lurid and ridiculous attacks on his character through the invented shill of his supposed "sister" Chinga (which is nothing but a very common and obscene word in Spanish) result only in the site slowing down to a virtual crawl.

It's really quite sad, and it's because of a tiny handful of ill-natured and spiteful people here who have made it their personal business to post hateful specist rhetoric and demean apes and monkeys. Ah, well, they'll be sorry! Yes, indeed. They'll be sorry when this forum finally ceases to function altogether and becomes nothing but a fading memory in the minds of a few doddering old reprobates with too much time on their hands, yet ironically too little time left.

Or as Chongo would say, "Ook off, buster, or I'll pump some hot lead down yer cakehole and leave you to be picked up by the local garbage men when they do their weekly rounds!"