I've heard that imbibing copious amounts of hard liquor can cause people to have strange hallucinations, see pink elephants, think they are Jesus Christ, imagine that a chipmunk has eaten a chimpanzee, and various other odd delusions. I do hope that you recover from that soon.

And I look forward to your arrest and incarceration in early 2017 when the new administration brings in its anti-specist legislation and takes the worst cases of specist abuse into custody. Oh, it's going to be so delicious seeing you dragged before the Primate Tribunal in rags and chains, there to be confronted by the families and friends of all the apes you have so grievously insulted and wounded over the years with your thoughtless comments, your puerile attacks on their character, and your heartless invective. The banana boarding is going to be intense! And I am sure it will produce much useful testimony. Mmmm-Hmmm!