I'm looking forward to the
TRUMPNIFICENT SHILLERIFIC ENGORGERAMA of the REPUBLICKER CONTENTION.

INCLUDING runner up miss Americas , Mormon tapurknuckle choir, bob jones all male gospill singers, Sarah Payless, League of legal haters, Game of Throwns throwing contest, Oxytocin open bar and special guest stars; Vladassmear Putin, George Zimmerman, David Duke, Cersei and introducing Tina Mousselini with Monsters of Ceremony GIANTS like Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levine, Michael Savage and Glen Speck.

In actuality the US is not going to have a Trump Presidency unless there is a record setting voter turnout like there was in 1860.