I have received the following Private Message from Mom:

Dear Bee-dubya my idiot son,

I have prepared and tried the Mom's Breakfast Bowl recipe you posted and found it most excellent indeed. However, I would like to offer a few suggestions for improvement.   First, it really should be served with a funnel cake on top. Better yet, a funnel cake, a cone of cotton candy, and a deep-fried Snickers bar.   And alcohol. Don't you think the whole thing would be improved by tossing in a double shot of tequila? And figure out some way to serve it on a stick. Like dip golf ball-sized globs of it in funnel cake dough and deep fry them, then stab 'em with bamboo skewers.   You could rename it Mom's Breakfast on a Stick.

Love,

Mom

Sometimes I worry about Mom.