I am sure I posted this earlier :-( Maybe another Mudcat hiccup. Apologies if it appears twice again.

Songs rather than political discourse please. You are a songwriter Al, and should be able to manage that! Maybe something on 'The Lincolnshire Poacher'?

As I was bound apprentice, boys, in famous Lincolnshire
Full well I server my master for more then seven years
Till the Polacks came and took our jobs as you shall quickly hear
I take delight in talking shite any old time of year...

:D