Why did the children put beans in their ears,
When the one thing we told them NOT to do
Was to put beans in their ears?

Why did the children pour molasses on the cat,
When the one thing we told the children NOT to do
Was to pour molasses on the cat?

(Answer: because they're contrary little buggers)

keberoxu, Midnight Mass at Norwich Cathedral starts at 11-30pm, but you have to get there by 10-30pm at the very latest to secure a parking place and a seat.