Well, I have an excuse for not reading Pride and Prejudice. I was taking too many lit classes and the reading load was rather overpowering. I needed to have two Shakespeare plays, three Canterbury Tales, Moby Dick, The Brothers Karamazov, and Pride and Prejudice all read by the end of the week and there was no way it was going to happen. So, I wrote the titles on slips of paper, put them all in a hat, and picked the loser.

I have seen the 2005 film version of Pride and Prejudice with Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Bennet. In the event Winona Ryder is not available to play Chinga in the film version of Rap's saga, Ms Kightley would do quite nicely. I greatly enjoyed not seeing her in the second and third films in the Pirates of the Caribbean series. The first one was enough of that shit.