The video posted by GUEST above has a verse that no one has posted here yet:

The day that I got married, my wife she said to me:
"Now that I've become your blushing bride,
You know I'm very fond of Blackpool rock.
With Blackpool rock you'll keep me well supplied."

Oh, she likes a little bit in the morning.
She likes a little bit in the afternoon.
She likes a little bit when we're sitting down to tea,
List'ning to the music of the BBC.
Oh, she likes a little bit in the evening,
When we're sitting in the parlour without a light;
And I always takes a little bit up to bed
In case she wants a little bit in the night.