Ah, those phallic classics of the English working class. More for the list: A Little Bit of Cu-cum-cu-cum-ber, A Little Bit of Cu-cum-ber, and Up Went Me Little Umberella. They are the vocal equivalent of the English seaside postcard (startled-looking little man in an all-concealing swimsuit covering whole torso, facing large, exuberant lady bursting out of swimsuit; under the water she is grasping a sturdy, lively and also startled-looking eel: caption "Oooh, and you such a little man, Mr Smith!"