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Thread #158916   Message #3802828
Posted By: Georgiansilver
31-Jul-16 - 04:34 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2016
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2016
My ex wife once stood in front of a full length mirror in our bedroom. She stated ''My hair is thinning, I am getting crows feet wrinkles by my eyes, my breasts are sagging and have stretch marks, my belly has stretch marks, my bum and thighs are covered with cellulite..... please tell me there's something good about me'' So I did!! I said ''Your eyesight is perfect darling!!''