K-K-K Katie
she swallowed an Ha'penny
A threepenny bit an alf a crown
an all
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K-K-K-Katy, She swallowed a taty
She swallowed a can of Pork and Beans the night before,
The night before that, she swallowed the door-mat.
Now she's trying to swallow the key to the kitchen door.
sung by Bill Burray 1918