i WAS BORN 100,000 YEARS AGO,
THERE IS NOT ONE THING IN HISTORY I DO NOT KNOW,
I SAW PETER, PAUL AND MOSES PLAYING RING AROUND A ROSIES
I CAN PROVE IT I'M THE MAN THAT KEPT THE SCORE.

THIS IS PART OF A VERSE I USED TO RECITE IN THE 1930'S
BUT DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE A VALID VERSION. I AM 95 NOW.