Go on Greg, tell 'im. After all, he throws his toys out the pram every time someone attacks his beloved Maggie, and we now know that he's Augusto's numero uno fan! Don't you just love a man who's so open!

Of course, we could just tell him that we support and defend the ordinary people of both Palestine and Israel, wishing them peace, security and prosperity, and lament the fact that they've both got stinking rotten regimes... I'm reminded of all those inane interviewers in the 1980s who used to bray at Gerry Adams to get him to "condemn the IRA." The world is so black and white, isn't it, Teribus? 😂