On Being Sane In Insane Places:

Nurse: Well, he wants to be called Jesus.
Me: Yeah, that's been his nickname since he was 14.
Nurse: Oh, ok then. (Adds: Not surprising, he looks exactly like it.)

Nurse: he's been pacing all morning.
Me: Yeah, he paces for meditation/calming purposes, has for years.
Nurse: Oh, ok then.