Quite. All lefties are totally corrupt. They always obtain money by deception and never declare it. If they detect even the faintest whiff of a possible peerage in the air they immediately promise a whitewash report. Bastards to a man, eh?

"Oh sure, we believe that". Well when reds are suspected of dodgy dealing, you don't need evidence. Ask Keith. All cooked-up suspicions automatically confirmed. Say no more. Bloody commies. What more do you need to know?