Oh, she looked so fair in the midnight air
The wind blew up her nighty
Well her tits hung loose like the balls on a moose
Oh gosh oh me oh mighty


Sung by the whorehouse quartet
Have you got a hard-on? Not yet!
Are you gonna get one? You bet!
Sung by the whorehouse quartet

Well she jumped in bed and covered her head
And said I couldn't find her
But I knew damn well she was lyin' like hell
So I jumped in bed behind her

chorus

I jumped her bod and grabbed my rod
And said I'm gonna fuck you
She said oh no just let me blow
I'll blow 'til my face turns blue

chorus