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Thread #59418 Message #3807284
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
28-Aug-16 - 09:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
No, modern-day devices are not powered by fast lorises. They're still run by slow lorises. You see, the reason slow lorises are slow is that their brains are almost entirely given over to computation, leaving very little to devote to physical activity. If a slow loris's body were to speed up, his brain would slow down.