The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #160535 Message #3808446
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
05-Sep-16 - 08:39 AM
Thread Name: BS: Is Privacy dead?
Subject: RE: BS: Is Privacy dead?
As for changing my behavior because people may be observing me, I try not to pick my nose in public.
Then there is the opposite tack of always picking your nose in public. It causes adults* to look the other way in disgust and avoid you in general. If someone is observing you, nose-picking is guaranteed to get them to transfer their attention to someone else. It also helps repel pickpockets since the perception is that a nose-picker couldn't possibly have anything in his pockets worth stealing.
Smearing brown shoe polish on the backs of your trousers can have a similar effect. Talking loudly to yourself used to work, but nowadays most people will just assume you're talking on your mobile phone using Blue-tooth.
*The nose-picking strategy does not work with children. They find an adult nose-picker to be an endless form of fascination.