so basically a bunch of full grown 'mature' men are still amused & excited by face painting...

ahhh.. aint that cute...

Why don't they just admit their desires and needs and employ a proper specialist kiddies face paint artist
to turn them all into lions, tigers, badgers, bunnies, pandas and dormice... [select other animal of your choice]...??? 🐵

.. they could even go full nude body animal paint and still strap on their bells and wave the hankies and sticks...
that'd be real morris men heaven.....???