OLD TIME NUTRITION
As recorded by Lorre Wyatt, Caroline Paton, John Guth, George Ward, & Robin Paton on Lorre Wyatt's album "Roots and Branches" 1985.
Tune: "Old Time Religion" (except last verse)

CHORUS: Gi' me that old-time nutrition. (3x)
It's good enough for me.

Feed your TV, TV dinners, (3x)
But don't feed them to me.

Hostess Twinkies sure are filling (3x)
The pockets of I.T.T.

They can sugar-coat the cornflakes (3x)
But they can't sweet-talk me.

While we clip those ten-cent coupons (3x)
They're clipping you and me.

They spend more on the package (3x)
Than the stuff they stuff inside.

In that long list of ingredients (3x)
You might even find some food.

[Tune: "Rock of Ages"] When I die don't bury me.
I've been embalmed by BHT.