Well you know how you get those ads on Mudcat? Well for weeks now I've been getting ads trying to persuade me that I need a girlfriend from China/Asia/Russia/Ukraine. My right thumb must have inadvertently clicked on something (oh yeah?). When I contemplate my extremely rickety 65-year-old frame, then view those sumptuous young ladies on offer as my prospective girlfriends (I could see an ample nipple through a flimsy sari on one photo!), I begin to think that, just maybe, everything is not yet lost. Mrs Steve, on the other hand, thinks I've totally lost it. Dunno though. Use it or lose it, say I!