As you know, I don't listen to The Archers, but wasn't tonight's outcome good! I think that the Tony/Pat/Tom/Helen axis should tell Titchener to sling his hook, otherwise they'll get him for abuse. There are legal precedents. Or maybe Rob will lose it and go for a kidnap. Nah. C'mon, Justin. Sack the bugger before he's even started!

Of course, I hope that any of you who actually listen will keep me updated, as I clearly don't follow it...