Mom! Listen! I have a plan that will solve the economic problems of everybody in the whole world! All of them! It's so simple! Just divorce Brad Pitt and get a gazillion dollar settlement!

So far, only one other person's figured it out, and she's going to get her share, but why should she be the only one? I'm going to file papers tomorrow!

Now, I have to decide whether to outfit the Bertram 42 I'll be buying with a vintage mahogany fighting chair or a modern high-tech one.