The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3811154
Posted By: Rapparee
24-Sep-16 - 05:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Now Chongo Chimp has changed his/her moniker to "Chongou" in a Chinese angle as a fakealoo to avoid being hit by Chicago lightning. I found out that a torpedo named Big Johnny, a real gorilla, was hired to take that chimp out and whatever CC is now called has shaking gams from from being caught working both sides of the street. Big Johnny got the contract from the Northside Apes with orders to "make it messy" so BJ's gonna use a load of double ought from a sawed off 8 gauge. Better than a pair of concrete overshoes, maybe. And letting the daylight in is george with bulls, too!