Yes, and there are certain vehicles which have names that permanently preclude me from ever driving one. I will not be seen dead driving anything called a Partner, a Berlingo, a Twingo, a Charade, a Jimny, a Touareg (who the hell thought that one up!), a Juke, a Qashqai (could never ask for one because I can't pronounce it) or a Megane. But the very stupidest car of all time must be the Picasso. I mean, what the hell do you think you look like getting into one of those! I swore blind that I would never be seen in one of those ludicrous Smart Cars, the ones that look like a cut 'n' shut but without the shut. Then, one day, I had to drive one home ten miles for an old lady who'd been taken ill. You know something, that car wasn't half bad...

Nah. I'm a socialist and I'm sticking to my beaten-up Ford Focus. I'm not telling you what Mrs Steve drives. Suffice to say, it has two seats only and many a hairdresser drives one. And I love it!