I've got a Mercedes Benz with MD plates I have no trouble finding dates
I've got a 1980 Subaru, one more semester then I'm through
A Slant-6 Dodge is no big thrill but it's a car no atom bomb can kill
I make a lot of dough in a high-tech job, yeah sure you bet I drive a turbo Saab
I'll bet you a ten, even a fiver, you find the car and I'll find the driver
It really ain't no big deal to know who's inside that automobile
Well I've just airbrushed my Econo-line, "A friend of the devil is a Friend of Mine"
I've got a 1962 Biscayne it won't start if it looks like rain
A four wheel drive with extra chrome I keep it on the paved roads close to home
Cadillac the size of an Amtrak train when I drive I take two lanes
Now my Honda civic is a real go-getter, I look great in it in my crew neck sweater
And my BMW draws applause, I am not bound by traffic laws
I got a Ranger truck, I'm for import quotas, I won't park next to no Toyotas
My Volvo wagon will seat six, it'll run on diesel or trail mix
I'll bet you a ten, even a fiver, you find the car and I'll find the driver
It really ain't no big deal to know who' the driver

Morrissey 2013