Well I was born batty and have only got battier over the years. It manifests itself in arachnophobia and an obsession with Morris dancing, Siamese cats and buttered crumpets.
It's my Birthday today (21 again) and I can't say I've got any more sane, especially regarding the crumpets. In fact my lovely husband has just brought me two of 'em and a nice cup of tea, bless him!