Back to the OP:

Little Audis, little Audis, little Audis on the motorway,
Little Audis in the car park, and they all look just the same.
There's a silver one, and a silver one, and a silver one...and a silver one,
And they all stay in the fast lane, and they all look just the same.

And they're driven by accountants and surveyors and solicitors,
Who wear Raybans and Rolexes and they all look just the same,
And they park them at the golf club or the yacht club or Masonic hall,
In a neat line of Audis, and they all look just the same.

They've got MP3's and cruise control and an infotainment facility
Because that's what the neighbours have and they want just the same,
And a screen in the dashboard that helps them to navigate
Just as far as the outside lane, and they all do just the same.

And they sneer at Hyundais and Nissans and Citroens
But the sight of an HGV seems to drive them insane.
If they can't get past they drive too close and they flash their lights and they beep their horn,
But it does them no good and they're held up just the same.

Little Audis, little Audis, little Audis on the motorway,
Little Audis in the car park, and they all look just the same.
There's a silver one, and a silver one, and a silver one...and a silver one,
And they all stay in the fast lane *, and they all look just the same.

* I know it should be called the overtaking lane, but it doesn't scan....