Hi, Mom! Got a new laptop. Pretty amazing what ya can get for $200 USD nowadays.

Now I get the joyful experience of destroying the old one. Should I shoot it? If so, would it be best to use a 12 gauge rifled slug and do the deed in one fell swoop? How about a couple of rounds from a 9mm or .38? Or maybe a slow death by plinking at it with .22 LRs or 28 gauge skeet rounds? I don't suppose you'd have an Uzi I could borrow....