"EXCEEDATION," the sign said.

Went to worship services at the Temple of the Golden Arches to make a routine offering. And there was a sign that I have seen at no other such Temple. Really, I ought to have grabbed a paper napkin and written it all down.

Although the sign was posted behind the cashier counter, the sign was up at the same visual level as the menu, pretty much, and facing out towards the customers. The sign's verbal directions, however, were aimed at the employees and management. In smaller print, the latter were exhorted to exceed the expectations of the customers, in so many words. For whatever reason the made-up word at the beginning of this post was the center of the sign, however, in MUCH larger print and capital letters.