Well, Greg, you may have trouble getting help quickly in this thread. The topic of this discussion is "nothing," and we've said an awful lot about it. You'll find the song by putting frog* court* in the search box, thereby finding a song that has frog, froggie, froggy, or froglegs AND court, courting, courtin', or courtyard.
But since it's late and the kid's gotta go to bed, I'll e-mail you the lyrics (or you can click here).
-Joe Offer-