The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #158916 Message #3814819
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
15-Oct-16 - 09:01 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2016
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2016
FLYING WITH YOUR DOG
A woman called our airline
customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
"Sure," I told her, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over."
The customer was flummoxed:
"I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"